Sometimes a Quickie can be healthy.

Let me preface this by admitting that I didn't actually try apple pie until I was 19-20 years old.  So, maybe my tastes for it in a nostalgic sense aren't as deeply rooted as they are for normal people.  But!  I still think this alternative is really delicious in its own right.

Oh, you thought I was talking about that kind of quickie.  ;)

You will need:

• 1 tortilla (I like the flaky whole-wheat ones)
• some apple slices
• honey
• cinnamon
• butter (I use Earth Balance; to each her own)

Heat a skillet on medium or medium-low & butter the tortilla.  Pile a bunch of really super-thin apple slices on one half of the tortilla.  Squeeze honey all over the apples & douse liberally with cinnamon.  Fold & cook like a quesadilla.  Cook until everything seems warm, or until the apples are soft or really however you want to eat this thing. 

Dump it onto a plate & eat it. Orgasmic, isn't it?  

--Zoe Finn